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when a sex scene goes on tv and your parents are in the room

And you don’t know whether you should be like

POKERFACE:

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OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this:image

Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything:image

Looking confused and quickly leaving the room:

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Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested:image

Looking at everything but the screen:

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Acting as if nothing is wrong:

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…Or you’re simply like this:

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shinypokemonstuck:

dirkedstrider:

meenahpreshuspeixes:

roachpatrol:

elanorpam:

wellmanicuredman:

veritasunae:

entropysamples:

mamzellemat:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Human Victim of Capitalism

Human Cancer Patient.

It is I, the Corpse On Life Support!!!!! ahahahaha
I sound more like a villain…

i am the magnetic victim of capitalism

never fear, the cop who gets away with murder is here

bad motherfucking customer service representative

it knows. it knows my life. 

Human Corpse on Life Support

I guess I hero’d too hard

Miss Functional Alcoholic.

The Kick Ass Customer Service Representative

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